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Wednesday, April 26
Smart ways to call someone stupid* He's about as sharp as a marble
* She's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
* I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot
* That guy is as smart as a bait
* She forgot to pay her brain bill
* Her receiver is off the hooks
* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
*His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Yours Turly, Niko 12:23 AM ♥


